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FREE WOODEN , PROSTHETIC FOOT. BELONGED TO MY GRAMPA WHO JUST RECENTLY PASSED AWAY. IF YOU ARE IN NEED OF A GOOD LEFT FOOT THEN REPLY TO THIS AD. NOTHING BETTER THAN TO GET OFF ON THE RIGHT FOOT. THE FOOT WAS NOT ATTACHED WHEN HE DIED. SLIGHTLY PEED ON BY FAMILY DOG. THANKS I DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT FOOT IN CASE YOU NEED TWO FEET, OMLY THE LEFT. I CAN PAINT THE NAILS IF YOU WANT AS WELL.