Yesterday's laugh

In case you can't see the sign from this angle (I can make it out, but I know what it says already!)
CLOSED FOR REMODEL
SEE YA SOON
Remodel? That's one heck of a remodeling project!!!

try it

seriously

"Honey..."

Have you ever slipped up and called someone your pet name for your spouse? Not that Honey is a real pet name, but often enough it's what I call him. It's better that "Hey you."
Occasionally I'll call my mom or little sister or a good friend of ours honey. Well this morning I really slipped up. I was praying. Yeah, you see where this is going now!
LOL, I couldn't believe it! But once I thought about it awhile, it made sense. I pray pretty conversationally so it was bound to happen eventually! It made my day though. It's been a pretty tough past 5 or 6 days so it was good to share a great big belly laugh between me and God.

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